I kid you not
This phrase, along with it's more vulgar version, I shit you not, are used to assure someone that you are totally serious. It's normally spoken very deliberately — one word at a time. You may also hear no joke or no shit with this same meaning.
This phrase, along with it's more vulgar version, I shit you not, are used to assure someone that you are totally serious. It's normally spoken very deliberately — one word at a time. You may also hear no joke or no shit with this same meaning.
_______________⦿ hot-ass | Adding -ass to an adjective is the same as saying really [ADJ] for the most part. Learn more here. ⦿ to pull up | To drive up or arrive driving a vehicle.⦿ a regular [CELEBRITY] | This type of phrase is used to compare a person to someone famous, to say that they look just like them. Learn more here.
Adam tells his coworker, Dennis, about another coworker's hot girlfriend.
Adam tells his coworker, Dennis, about another coworker's hot girlfriend.
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Adam: Yesterday, after the company picnic, I asked Carl if he needed a ride home and he was like "Nah, my girlfriend's picking me up." Dude, I kid you not... this hot-ass blond pulls up in a pickup — a regular Pamela Anderson.
Here, Adam could also have said: Dude, no joke/no shit... this hot-ass blond pulls up..."
Nicky's brother, Frank, is between apartments and has been staying with him for a week.
Nicky's brother, Frank, is between apartments and has been staying with him for a week.
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Nicky: Frankie, I let you crash here because you're my brother, but the next time I come home to a sinkful of dirty dishes, you can find somewhere else to stay! I shit you not!
▶︎ Note that shit you is pronounced [ʃɪt̚.t̡yu].
_______________⦿ to crash | to sleep; especially at someone else's house when you don't have a place to stay or when it's too late to go to home to your own place.
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