Nicky: So, last night, Natasha and I went to dinner at that new Thai place downtown, and who should be sitting at the next table but your ex boss and her husband.
Ronnie: What? Did they see you?
Nicky: I don't think they know who I am. Anyway, they're whisper-yelling at each other when suddenly he whips out a document and slaps it down in front of her and says, "I want a divorce!" You had to see the look on her face. I thought she was going to reach across the table and strangle him.
Adam: Too bad you couldn't make it to the company picnic yesterday. I actually had a blast. But you had to see Carl in Accounting... holy shit!
Dennis: You mean that nerd in the corner desk?
Adam: Nerd?! He took off his glasses and his shirt and he's like totally ripped. He downed half a bottle of whiskey and still won the arm wrestling competition. Then he got up on stage and won the karaoke contest!