[After reading a couple of pages]
[To your girlfriend after she guilted you for forgetting her birthday]
This meme is funny because apparently, electricians don't normally clean up after themselves. So this is something tradespeople (other skilled workers on a construction site) will never say: «Wow, I HAVE TO SAY... I'm really impressed with how those electricians cleaned up after themselves!»
Note that using this structure has exactly the same meaning and nuance as exclamations starting with Man/God...! In other words, these are two ways of expressing the exact same nuance of something YOU JUST HAVE TO SAY, but with different words and very different intonations.
⦿ Mán/Gód, this is an interesting bòok
= This book sùre is ínteresting!
⦿ You may not be a professional chef, but mán can you còok!
[Speaking from experience]
[30 minutes into your first Chinese lesson]
In these three examples, the only difference between the first column and the second, is that the first contains statements of pure fact (with the corresponding intonation), and the second contains spontaneous exclamations with the nuance «I have to say...».
Additionally, the first and third examples express an element of surprise, discovery. In the second example, the speaker may be surprised if he's hearing you speak English for the first time. However, it's also possible that he's known for some time that you speak good English, but JUST HAD TO SAY something now, upon hearing you speak; as if he was just reminded of how well you speak it and had to comment.
Mark: Hey babe, what's doing?
Angie: Oh not much... what are you up to?
Mark: Just got out of work. Friday night... what are we doing?
Angie: I don't know about you, but my friends are taking me out to dinner... for my birthday!
Mark: Oh my God...
Angie: "Oh my God" is right! I've gotten texts and calls from everybody, all day, except from my own boyfriend.
Mark: Angie, I don't know what to say... I forgot.
Angie: You sure didn't forget to send your friend Christian a Happy Birthday on Facebook this morning!
Mark: Ugh.
Angie: ... so I'll tell you what — I'll go out with my friends, and you can go out and have a nice romantic evening with Christian!
Mark: You sure know how to make a guy feel bad! Where are your friends taking you for dinner?
Angie: We'll talk tomorrow. <click!>
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