to be like
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These forms can be used in any tense:
⦿ I used to be like,
⦿ I was like,
⦿ I'm going to be like,
It can even be used as a command:
If your boss is like I need you to work this weekend, you be like I have kids. Ask someone else!
In other words, if your boss says..., tell him...!
Ricky: I just asked Alex to mow the lawn for the third time this morning. If I have to ask him again, I'm going to lose it.
Olivia: Just tell him to do it.
Ricky: I did! I was like "The sooner you cut the grass, the sooner you can go hang out with your friends."
Olivia: And? What did he say?
Ricky: He was like "I don't want to hang out with my friends. I just want to stay in bed and relax." So I was like "Well then you can stay in your room all weekend, if you're so tired. You're grounded!"
Doug: [teasing] I see your boyfriend came in today...
Karen: Old Mr. Cooper? Please!
Doug: He'll only eat here if you're here. On your days off, he goes to the Greek diner down the street. I've seen him.
Karen: Well, he's loyal — I'll give him that.
Doug: Why, doesn't he tip?
Karen: Yes... one quarter.
Doug: What??
Karen: Yep. He stuffs it in my apron and says "This is for you, sweetie!" as if it was a hundred-dollar bill.
Doug: That's ridiculous! I'd be like "Keep it, dude. You need it more than I do!"
In this comment, the writer uses both forms to talk about her favorite local barista who always knows exactly what she wants before she even orders it. Here it is again with better punctuation:
I adore my coffee guy. I always get a large coffee. At first, I'd walk in and he'd be like "Large coffee, right?" But now, he just does finger guns at me and goes "LARGE!!!"...and I'd be lying if I said it wasn't the best part of my day.
Vicky: What do you think of Mr. Arnold?
Nina: He's nice. Why? Don't you like him?
Vicky: He's gropy. Every morning when I'm getting coffee, he walks up behind me and puts his hand on my waist... and leaves it there. I'm going to have to say something.
Nina: If he tries that with me, I'll be like pshhh! [air-slaps an imaginary man in the face]
Vicky: Ugh, look at Carmen. Of course she has to sit right next to Harrison. Could she be more obvious? If she was any closer, she'd be sitting on his lap!
Nina: What a skank! This morning, I asked her if she was going to the company Christmas party and she was all, "I can't go. If I see him walk in with that woman, I'm gonna lose it." I was like, "Are you serious? She's his wife!"