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Ron: Hey, is it true that Mr. Wagner got arrested for stealing from the company?
Dave: Yep. They caught him on camera red-handed taking fistfuls of money out of the safe.
Ron: But wait… he knows there are surveillance cameras all over the office.
Dave: Yeah, but get this… he actually thought that if he put on his sunglasses, nobody would recognize him.
Ron: <gasp!> Talk about a moron!
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Hugh: Pauly, have I got a girl for you!
Pauly: Oh God, here we go! When are you going to stop trying to set me up with your friends’ boring-ass daughters?! Has it ever occurred to you that maybe I want to be single?
Hugh: Oh but this one’s different. She’s a ballerina, drop-dead gorgeous, and talk about smart! She opened her own dance studio last year, and she’s making an absolute mint!
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Ron: What the hell’s Cooper doing holding Vicky’s hand?
Adam: Wait… you don’t know? They’re dating. They’ve been dating for 2 months.
Ron: Shut up! Isn’t he like twice her age?
Adam: Try three times.
Ron: Yuck! Talk about robbing the cradle!
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Hugh: Man! Your place is beautiful!
Christian: You haven't seen the best part. Come see the garden.
Hugh: Wow! This is amazing! Did you plant all this yourself?
Christian: Yep.
Hugh: Talk about a green thumb!