Eddie: Sam, what the hell's going on?!
Sam: Barbara got a call from the police about a half hour ago telling her that her son had been in a car accident and was in critical condition. Five minutes later, they called back to tell her he was gone.
Eddie: Oh my God... I've known Ricky since he was little. He went to school with my kids. Where's Barbara?
Sam: When they called her the second time, she totally freaked out. The paramedics had to come give her a sedative, and then her daughter came and picked her up. I guess they're at the hospital.
Ron: Hey, I’m having a little get-together at my place this weekend. Come around 3.
Jimmy: Oh cool. Can I bring someone?
Ron: Yeah, bring whoever you want. The more the merrier. Hey, you think I should invite Cooper?
Jimmy: You can try, but he probably won’t show up.
Ron: Why is that? How come he never does anything with us?
Jimmy: When we were in high school, he went to a party with some druggies from school. Somebody gave him something, and he freaked out. Apparently, he took off all his clothes, climbed on the roof and was crying and talking about jumping off. It was a mess. He was in treatment for years. He hasn’t been the same since.
Ron: Poor guy. Well, I’m going to invite him. Who knows, maybe we can help him come out of his shell.
Jimmy: Yeah, I’ll say something too.
You: So what do you do?
Man: I'm a psychic.
You: Are you now?!
Man: You think that's funny?
You: No, sorry. I guess I'm just skeptical.
Man: Oh really? What if I told you you had coffee and oatmeal for breakfast this morning.
You: Well, I did, but that's a lucky guess. A lot of people eat that for breakfast.
Man: What if I told you you were going to have a slice of pizza for breakfast, but decided that would be too unhealthy.
You: Ok, you're starting to freak me out...
Man: And what if I told you the milk was bad, so you had to drink your coffee black?
You: Yeah... now you're freaking me out.
Tom: Hey, dude, pull over a second. I need to run back in the house and grab my sunscreen.
Dan: Since when do you wear sunscreen?
Tom: Since my friend’s wife died last month of skin cancer. She got a little spot on her back, and a month later, she was dead. It totally freaked me out. Now, I don’t even look out the window without putting on sunscreen.
Dan: Yeah, no kidding! Grab me some.