So we made it to the restaurant… without getting raped by anyone, and almost instantly, red flag number three came up. Sophie immediately started in on the city, Americans, and the “slop” we call food, saying that Americans don’t know how to eat — the same slop, mind you, that I paid for because she was too broke to feed herself anything but McDonald’s. But slop or no slop, Her Majesty ate everything but the waiter. So, to answer that YouTuber’s question, when you’re in the US… or any country, for that matter, Rule Number One is: Don’t bite the hand that feeds you!”