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When I met him at the gate, he was already laughing. By that point, I was more than a little irked by the whole situation, so I was like What in the world can be so funny?
He says, “I just talked to Mr. Nelson, your neighbor. And I told him, ‘Frankly, I’m a little perplexed as to how on earth you could possibly see anything over there with all those tall hedges.’ So he’s like, ‘Come with me,’ and he takes me to the third floor of his house — amazing house, by the way — and we go out onto the terrace. I looked over here and couldn’t see anything but hedges. So he’s like ‘No, you have to use these’… and hands me a pair of binoculars, and says, ‘...and you need to climb that trellis’!”
Ugh, I wish you wouldn't talk to me with your mouth full; it irks me to no end.