I could not believe my ears! I was like, What??!! So, he's been spying on me!
Needless to say, the officer didn't make a report. He basically told me that it was Mr. Nelson who was invading my privacy and asked me if I wanted to file a complaint. But I wasn't about to press charges against him, poor guy. His wife had died a year before, and he was probably just bored and lonely in that big old house all by himself. But it was a bit creepy to think that all this time, somebody had been spying on me.
Now, every morning when I go for my swim, I look up at the trellis beyond my hedges to make sure nobody's watching me.
My grandfather was the coolest. He drove around town in a big ol' white Cadillac and wore a cowboy hat and boots to his dying day.
Dude, that girl over there's totally checking you out. You should give her your address and invite her to your party tomorrow night.
— She's hot all right, but I'm not about to give my address to a total stranger. She could be a complete psycho for all I know.